Hard to believe

Jordan's coming home. I can't believe that this deployment is almost over, man. I'm gonna be honest, it was a giant pain in the ass.

6 Months

27 weeks

182 days

4,386 minutes

5 Care packages

1 Hurricane

1 Root Canal

8 Jump starts

2 ER trips

3 Holidays

1 Lost ID

1 Flight home

2 Layovers

1 Season of Top Gear

103 Frozen Dinners

4 Sick pets

1 New Cat

3 New Tires

1 Fender Bender

11 Blown lightbulbs

1 Nose ring

27 Letters

280 e-mails

50 Webcam attempts

70 bottles of wine

30 bottles of rum

20 novels read

2 jigsaw puzzles

-9 lbs

…and about 1000 raging hormones later, He's finally coming home